Archive for the ‘Satire’ Category
Tuesday, January 8th, 2008
Since the 2008 presidential primary season has been unofficially dubbed the Campaign of Change™, I would like to offer a modest proposal that would eliminate the incovenience of running out of ballots, paying for expensive TV commercials, organizing tedious debates, hiring pollsters, or even holding caucuses, primaries or a general election.
The proposal: Count how many ...
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Monday, December 10th, 2007
It was a dark and stormy night............
It was a terrible nightmare, the most horrible one you could imagine. In the nightmare I found myself nude in bed, and I was looking at a mirror on the ceiling, and I discovered that I am a negro and that I'm circumcised!
Quickly I jumped ...
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Monday, December 10th, 2007
I saw this today in a news report. It made me think about this story I had read awhile back.
Now we already know that Islam all but hates its women. It is wide known that Homosexual behavior is fairly common among Muslim men. Our perspective #2 enemy is China. Thay ...
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Friday, August 3rd, 2007
More indisputable evidence of global warming.
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Thursday, June 14th, 2007
Throught the miracle of blogspot interface, we've been able to hack into this racist, sexist, homophobic, lying blog to post the Truth, the Whole Truth and Nothing but the Truth about these lying, racist, sexist, homophobic bushchimpsterhilterrepeblithugchenyrove (did I say racist?) fascists!!!!!
Here are some links that prove, PROVE, I say, ...
Posted in Satire, Unhinged Liberals | 5 Comments »
Saturday, May 19th, 2007
Washington of the Potomac (circa 1776) is credited with creating several famous paradoxes, but by far the best known, is the paradox of the Liberal and The Conservative. (The Conservative being the greatest document ever written, the American Constitution, the Liberal representing the forces of obfuscation) The Conservative has inspired many great writers and ...
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Thursday, November 16th, 2006
I am shocked, SHOCKED I say, to see that the good reputation of another Vietnam War hero has been besmirched, this time by Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington (CREW):
http://blog.citizensforethics.org/taxonomy/term/88
John Murtha earned two Purple Hearts, the Vietnamese Cross for Galantry, and the Bronze Star with Valor device.
That's dispicable. The man's a ...
Posted in Satire, Unhinged Liberals | 3 Comments »
Tuesday, July 11th, 2006
Why wasn’t he up in the air running to one of his bunkers or ordering jets shot down as soon as news broke of a house blowing up in NYC? How many minutes did he spend doing some menial task while the US could potentially be under attack?
Do you ...
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