Archive for June, 2010

Alvin Greene: The Putney Swope Effect?

Monday, June 14th, 2010

When the election results began coming in from around the country on the evening of June 8, 2010, there were a number of surprises.  But the biggest upset occurred in the Democratic primary for U.S. Senate in South Carolina.  Political neophyte Alvin M. Greene defeated former state legislator and retired circuit court judge Vic Rawl.

The initial reaction among Democrats was “Alvin who?”, but as more became known about Greene, confusion turned to outrage.  It seems that last November, Mr. Greene was arrested for showing obscene Internet photos to a University of South Carolina student.  Although charged, Greene has not yet been indicted, nor has he entered a plea.  As the nominee started doing media interviews, it became painfully obvious that Alvin Greene is “not ready for prime time.”

Theories began to emerge about how an unemployed veteran living with his elderly father could defeat a seasoned politican with a distinguished legal background, especially considering that Greene apparently gave no speeches, made no public appearences and generally did nothing to win the nomination.

Some of these theories involved the candidate’s name.  “Al”vin “Green”e was said to remind voters of the singer Al Green.  The spelling of his last name (Green with a final silent E) was supposedly more typical of blacks than whites, as was the first name of Alvin.  The fact that names were listed alphabetically on the ballot was also said to give Greene an advantage over Rawl.

Other explanations were far more nefarious in nature.  Conspiracy theories abounded, most of which revolved around Republican dirty tricks.  Someone  must have fronted the $10,400 filing fee for the hapless Greene.  Perhaps he was paid off by the GOP to wreak havoc with the Democratic primary.  The name of notorious South Carolina Republican operative Rod Shealy was bantered about as a possible mastermind behind this political cabal.

Myself being a believer in Occam’s Razor (which essentially states that the simplest solution is usually the correct one), I have a much less convoluted explanation of why Alvin Greene, and not Vic Rawl, won the senatorial nomination.  I call it the “Putney Swope Effect.”

Putney Swope is the protagonist of the 1969 film of the same name.  In the film, Swope is the “token Black” on the board of directors of an advertising agency.  When the chairman of the board dies unexpectedly, the board members are forced to elect a successor.  Since the agency bylaws prohibit any member from voting for himself, the safest bet seems to be to vote for the one board member least likely win – Putney Swope.  Whether out of sympathy or to block any serious candidate from gaining a majority, every one of the board members votes for Putney, and he’s elected chairman by an overwhelming margin.

Could it be that South Carolina primary voters looked upon Alvin Greene as the Putney Swope of 2010?  His opponent, Vic Rawl, appeared to be the odds on favorite for the nomination.  His legislative and judicial experience was much more impressive than Greene’s, which was nonexistant.  But primaries are the time to send a message, to let the party leadership know that  fresh new faces shouldn’t be dismissed out of hand.  There would be plenty of opportunity to vote for Rawl in the general election in November.  But what harm would it do to cast a protest vote in an election that really didn’t matter all that much anyway?

Am I reading too much into the thought processes of the primary voters?  Wasn’t Greene a stealth candidate, a mystery man about whom absolutely nothing was known?  Not as much as some would have you believe.  Although Greene did little or nothing to put himself out to the electorate, he wasn’t totally ignored by the media prior to the election. 

In at least two pre-election articles comparing the Senate hopefuls appearing in the South Carolina media (May 15 and May 25), Greene came across much as more impressive than he has in post-election coverage.  A thirty-two-year- old African-American with military service as an intelligence specialist and a Bachelor’s degree in political science from the University of South Carolina, Greene must have seemed to many a viable alternative to the older (64-year-old) Rawl.  Add to this the anti-incumbent (read anti-traditionalist) sentiment among voters, and the Greene victory doesn’t seem that unlikely anymore.

In the movie “Putney Swope,” the board of directors live to regret having elected good old Putney, I’m sure there are more than a few Democrats in South Carolina who are experiencing buyer’s remorse over their vote for Alvin Greene.

A Tale of Two Houses

Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010

It’s a mid-term election year, and a famous investigative reporter is writing a book about a charismatic young presidential hopeful, looking for skeletons in the politician’s closet.  The reporter has already demonstrated his obsession with the politician by bidding over $60,000 on eBay for a dinner with the politician (barely losing out to a higher bidder) and has already written an article in which he opined, “There is a considerable gap between the image [this politician] tries to project and the reality that underlies it.”

Not content to be merely be in the same town, interviewing  neighbors and digging up dirt, the reporter decides to rent a house next door to the politician as a constant reminder that his scrutiny is relentless and even the politician’s children and spouse are not exempt from his watchful eye.  In the words of Martha and the Vandellas:  “Nowhere to run to; nowhere to hide.”

But the year isn’t 2010.  Let’s imagine for a moment it’s 2006 and the house in question isn’t in Wassilla, Alaska, but Chicago, Illinois.  And the charismatic young presidential hopeful is that state’s junior senator.  How would the press have reacted to this degree of intrusion into Barack Obama’s privacy or that of his wife and two young daughters?  Would there be cries of intimidation?  Would the race card have be played and images of burning crosses and hooded klansmen been evoked?  One can only imagine.

Looking at the photo of the Obama residence above, I’m reminded that much of the plot of land to the left of the house was purchased at a considerable discount from then Senator Obama’s old friend, Tony Rezko.  Could the President have been thinking ahead to a time when prying reporters might be pitching their tents on the land next to his house?

If you look at the Google satellite map of the neighborhood surrounding the Obama estate, you’ll notice that there wouldn’t have been very many opportunities for any Joe McGuinness wannabes to set up shop.  Aside from the Rezko addition, there’s a synagogue across the street – not much of an outpost for spying.  There does appear to be a building directly to the north of the Obama home (to the right of the photo above); perhaps some enterprising property owner could have rented it out if there had been any investigative reporters willing to go after the Obamas with the kind of dogged pursuit that McGuinness is currently going after the Palins.

But the odds of that ever happening are pretty slim.