Archive for March, 2010

It’s Spring!

Saturday, March 20th, 2010

According to my best calculations, spring began about two hours ago at 17:32 hours UTC today.  And although it doesn’t feel like spring here in Amarillo (27 degrees and blowing snow), my thoughts are drifting away from the prospects of ObamaCare and towards warmer days and a favorite poem of mine by e.e. cummings:

in Just-
spring          when the world is mud-
luscious the little
lame balloonman

whistles       far         and wee –

and eddieandbill come
running from marbles and
piracies and it’s
spring

when the world is puddle-wonderful
the queer
old balloonman whistles
far       and         wee
and bettyandisbel come dancing

from hop-scotch and jump-rope and

it’s
spring
and
        the

                goat-footed

balloonMan         whistles
far
                                and
                wee

They Question War…Again and Again and Again – and Again? … Not So Much!

Friday, March 19th, 2010

Today marks the seventh anniversary of the “invasion and occupation of Iraq.”  A local anti-war group called Question War Amarillo used to commemorate this date with a peace vigil and march.  Their last such event took place on March 19, 2008. Here’s a link to a blog post about that event, entitled “We Question War…Again and Again and Again.” 

Well, it’s been two years since Question War Amarillo has “questioned the war.”  Why the lack of resolve?  What’s changed since 2008?  I think the answer can be found in this photo, taken at one of their rallies a in April 2006: 

say-no-to-war

The person in the middle is none other than our own Bodacious.  If you can’t make out his sign, it reads:  “Say NO TO WAR!  Unless a Democrat Is President.”

So, let’s see… 2006 – Republican in the White House – peace vigil and march.

2007 – Republican in the White House – peace vigil and march.

2008 – Republican in the White House – peace vigil and march.

2009 – Democrat in the White House - NO peace vigil and march.

2010 – Democrat still in the White House – still NO peace vigil and march.

Yep.

As I finish my sixth decade…

Tuesday, March 16th, 2010

Today I turned 60 years old.  I thought I’d post a few of my impressions as I begin a new decade.

First of all, I don’t feel like I’m 60 years old.  Physically, I’ve never felt better.  And having survived prostate cancer and a heart attack over the last three years, I feel like the worst is behind me.  We’ve purchased a treadmill, which I’ve been using on a regular basis, and I”m continuing to climb the seven flights of stairs to work, at least several times a week.  I’ve been blessed with joints that allow me to do both.  I know there’s no guarantee that I’ll continue to enjoy good health (the last three years have shown me how I can be blindsided), but I’m doing what I can to reduce the odds.

Secondly, although the 60’s are supposed to be the years when people start thinking about retiring and moving to Florida or Arizona, I have no intention of doing either any time soon.  My reasons for this are fourfold:  1)  I really love my job;  2)  I like the seasonal changes that Amarillo provides; someone once said that four distinct seasons temper the soul – live in the same weather all the time and dry rot will set in; 3)  I don’t want my future to be dependent on government programs that may not be there for my whole life; and 4)  with more and more of us baby boomers retiring, someone is going to have to earn the money and pay the taxes the support them. 

In short, I want to be a producer for as long as I can.

War of the Worlds – 2010 Edition

Monday, March 15th, 2010

I saw something interesting on the podcast of last night’s  German news telecast Tagesthemen that as far as I can tell hasn’t been picked up by the mainstream media.  As of this writing, even the Drudge Report hasn’t posted anything about it.

On Saturday night, March 13, a privately-owned TV station in the former Soviet republic of Georgia aired a “simulation” of a Russian invasion of that country.  The telecast included footage of the actual invasion of Georgia’s South Ossetia province in August 2008.  There were reports of the Russian troops heading towards the capital of Tblisi, the assassination of Georgian President Saakashvili, and opposition leaders siding with the Russians. 

The whole thing was a hoax, reminiscent of the famous War of the Worlds broadcast by Orson Welles’s Mercury Theater of the Air on October 30, 1938.  And just like its predecessor more than 70 years earlier, most people missed the beginning of the program, thought the events were real, and panicked.  Here’s a link to a UK Guardian article about this incident.

I had my own experience with people panicking over something I wrote almost three years ago.  After posting a parody of some of the left-wing trolls that used to comment on this blog, I paraphrased Orson Welles’s epilogue to his War of the Worlds broadcast in the comments section.  One of things Welles said was this:  “We annihilated the world before your very eyes, and utterly destroyed the CBS.”  (CBS was the radio network that carried the broadcast of The War of the Worlds).  I changed CBS to the place of employment of most (if not all) of the trolls I was satirizing.

Well, you’d have thought I’d declared World War III.  So great was the feigned outrage by the trolls that I had to change it to “…and utterly destroyed the Ivory Dome.”  (In retrospect, that change was more in line with the original comment by Orson Welles.)  But for the almost three years (most recently on March 2nd of this year), one of the trolls has been using my original comment as a pretext for claiming that I’m some kind of mad bomber, hell-bent on destroying one of the great landmarks of Amarillo.

It’s been exactly 1,004 days since I allegedly threatened to blow up the American Quarter Horse Association.  Last I checked, it’s still intact.