Remember how Bush made gas prices go up? Now that gas prices are going down, what is Bush doing to make them go down? Does anybody know?
Remember how Bush made gas prices go up? Now that gas prices are going down, what is Bush doing to make them go down? Does anybody know?
Don’t play dumb with me, Bo! Bush can only the cause bad things, because…
he comes from a privileged background (wait a second, so did Kerry and the Kennedys!)
he told everybody there were WMD’s in Iraq (just like Clinton, Albright, and Kerry)
he hates African-Americans (no, wait, that’s Robert Byrd),
he didn’t react quickly enough to Katrina (uh-oh, neither did Nagin and Blanco)
he leaked the identity of a covert CIA agent (No, that was Armitage, and she really wasn’t covert by that time, anyway)
… I know! First, he forced the gas prices up so his and Cheney’s Haliburton/Enron/Exxon/Mobil/Chevron-Texaco friends could make a lot of money….
Then, … then, … oh yeah, then he let the price drop so they could sell short … Yeah, that’s the ticket.
We should be furious at him for forcing the gas prices down, because it just makes his filthy rich friends even richer.
And as for the middle class finally getting some relief at the pump, well – shame on you for not hating the rich more than you love the middle class.
That’s right, it’s all Bush’s fault: 9-11, global warming, global cooling, the assassinations of the Kennedys and MLK, both Space Shuttle disasters, the kidnapping of the Lindberg baby, the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and JonBenet Ramsey, and the death of the Crocodile Hunter (whose name I’ve already forgotten).